A little story I heard about Vonbon....
Early ST4... Vonbon, Fieldmedic and I were in Glenn. Von and Field were leeching some xp from me while I was gas mining. Things were a little boring in group so an unusual conversation started up...
(Group) Vonbon: Hey Field
(Group) Fieldmedic: Ya von?
(Group) Vonbon: Ya know what I was thinking the other day? Sex is getting to be too much work at my age.
(Group) Fieldmedic: Never Man!
(Group) Vonbon: I'm telling ya, sex is like 90% work now and only 10% pleasure.
(Group) Fieldmedic: Ah hell no, sex is always at least 90% pleasure!
(Group) Vonbon: I got an idea.... hey Ice!
(Group) Iceminer: Ya boss?
(Group) Vonbon: You watching what we were talking about???
(Group) Iceminer: Yep
(Group) Vonbon: So what do you think it is?
(Group) Iceminer: Let me think about it...
Iceminer has prospected 3 Noxion Gas
Iceminer has prospected 2 Yunieon Gas
Iceminer has prospected 6 Radon Gas
etc.... etc.... etc...
(Group) Vonbon: So Ice?
(Group) Iceminer: Ya boss?
(Group) Vonbon: So you think about it?
(Group) Iceminer: Yep
(Group) Vonbon: So????
(Group) Iceminer: You don't want to know...
(Group) FIeldmedic: Come on ice... tell him I'm right
(Group) Vonbon: No I AM!
(Group) Iceminer: Okay.. Okay... Sex is 100% pleasure!
(Group) Vonbon: How the hell you come up with that!
(Group) Iceminer: Come on Von... if there was any work going to be envolved... you would make me do it.