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Talon Admin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2010-02-08 Age : 54
| Subject: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:54 am | |
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Blattu Commodore
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-02-11 Age : 66 Location : creedmoor texas
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:38 am | |
| floaters, islands, and the ones you know are there but can't see | |
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| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
| This is an easy discussion, here it is...
THE GHOST POOPIE The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie on the toilet paper, but there's no poopie in the bowl.
THE CLEAN POOPIE The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie in the bowl, but there's no poopie on the toilet paper.
THE WET POOPIE You wipe you butt fifty times, and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
THE SECOND WAVE POOPIE This poopie happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poopie some more.
THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPIE Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POOPIE No explanation necessary.
THE LINCOLN LOG POOPIE The kind of poopie that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into small pieces with the toilet brush.
THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POOPIE The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is to sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS POOPIE Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
THE LIQUID POOPIE That's the kind where yellow-ish brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl, and at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE A class all its own.
THE CROWD PLEASER This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
THE RITUAL This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE MOOD ENHANCER This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE This poopie is so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER POOPIE This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
THE GROANER A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in some rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM POOPIE This appears in the toilet bowl mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POOPIE Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. It requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (ie: during a root canal) or you are nowhere near poopie-making facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE OLYMPIC POOPIE This poopie occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered - bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's poopie.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOPIE This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poopie.
PREMEDITATED POOPIE Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
POOPIEZOPHRENIA Fear of pooping - can be fatal.
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE Also known as a "StillGgoing" poopie.
THE POWER DUMP POOPIE The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOPIE This kind of poopie is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poopie.)
THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE The kind of poopie that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUTTHOLE" POOPIE Similiar to the Lincoln Log and the Spinal Tap Poopies. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
THE PORRIDGE POOPIE The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOPIE When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds as they hit the water.
THE "WHAT THE HECK DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE Also sometimes referred to as the Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as people come near.
THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. |
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Wildrose Commodore
Posts : 730 Join date : 2010-05-16 Age : 50 Location : Kalamazoo Michigan
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:31 pm | |
| all i can say is like OMG | |
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Talon Admin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2010-02-08 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:47 pm | |
| LOL I don't even remember making this topic....was one hell of a night, hehe...anyway....epic reply's !!! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| O M G wow |
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Blattu Commodore
Posts : 1178 Join date : 2010-02-11 Age : 66 Location : creedmoor texas
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:18 pm | |
| LMFAO!!!! +100 listo | |
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Klyde Admin
Posts : 1543 Join date : 2010-02-22 Age : 72 Location : Wichita KS
| Subject: Re: Poop Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:32 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:03 am | |
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Prrekoorb Admiral
Posts : 482 Join date : 2010-02-12 Age : 62 Location : Cropredy (near Banbury) Oxfordshire UK
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:44 am | |
| Should i realy admit i laughed till i cried , roflol | |
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Ichistarr Commander
Posts : 918 Join date : 2010-02-12 Age : 71 Location : USA/Arkansas
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:33 am | |
| Well, ENB is still offline so I thought I would do a bit of forum reading..................LMAO, I had NO IDEA there were so many types of poopie. Thank you for the enlightenment. I can't quit laughing.............. ha ha ha ha ha ha OMG ha ha ha ha ha | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:18 am | |
| - yusagi wrote:
- let it quietly die...
its a train wreck i cant stop .... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:43 am | |
| Ironically it just almost looks like most of our break time conversations at work. |
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LunaticFringe Admiral
Posts : 151 Join date : 2010-02-12 Age : 67 Location : Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:11 am | |
| the list seems complete, however there seems to be one omission: The Spasmodial Poopie: this occurs right after the bedtime straight jacket is applied. Composition can take many forms, but the wipe is done by scooting your bum across the floor until the skid marks fade. | |
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Dojo
Posts : 25 Join date : 2010-08-31 Age : 61 Location : Fort Laudedale FL
| Subject: Re: Poop Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:28 am | |
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